爆笑日常(395)之你真当我不敢等送你到家就不理你了

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There was no money at the end of the month. I sent a text message yesterday to ask my dad to give me some money. I said, "Dad, I showed you clothes on the Internet. You must be handsome!" Dad: "Well, really filial." "But, you know." Dad: "Turn it, cow baby!" I: "Is it so cool to call it?" Dad: "I let you roll the scorpion!"

On the way home, I saw a man and a woman quarreling. The woman quarreled a few words and said, "You are not saying that I have ignored me in this life? There is a kind of you to go!" The man is also arguing loudly: "You really are I don't dare? I will ignore you when I send you home!" The whole process, the two people have been holding hands. As a single dog, I suffered 10,000 crit damage in minutes.

At night, fight alone. Without saying anything, I rushed into the enemy camp, bombarded the enemy army, and used machine guns to sweep, all of which didn’t work! After a while, I dragged the scarred body and wandered out of the battlefield. Mouth on your mouth: After going to the bathroom, you must kill those damn mosquitoes!

One day, my son said to me: 'Dad, you really have a vision! You have married a wife who will make money and do housework, both housework and cooking, both cooking and massage. 'I am secretly smug' that is not.'. Then, the son went to his wife's side, 'Mom, your eyes are not right, you said that you are married to such a.. people, hehe..you said you..'The son said After a bunch of words, I was about to train him, and my wife nodded. 'It makes sense.' Suddenly I felt my emotional crisis existed.

In the summer, the four people played mahjong, and the power went out, so I went to the candle to continue! Suddenly one or two goods said to open the fan, it was a little hot! The other two goods back: Didn’t you see the candle, the fan will blow out the candle! (The key is to stop powering!) The other three nodded!

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